Drunk?

If the taxi driver´s accent was impenetrable, that of the stewardess was even more entertaining.

´´WEEEEEL-come to POOOOOOOR-to A-LEEEEE-gre,´´ she intoned. ´´We hope you have a GREEEEEAT time here.´´

Either that, or she was tipsy.

I´m expecting plenty more sing-song over the next few days.