And here is the news...

So I'm going on Bangla TV later this afternoon. Not sure when exactly my slot is, having looked through the TV listings. One of our Tower Hamlets councillors arranged it for me to appear on the eve of poll, after the Tories and Labour also had their say.

Wherever and whenever I appear, I know my parents will be scouring their digital box looking for me. I expect Dad to call me afterwards and tell me where I went wrong!