Toilet affairs

Earl Howe asked Her Majesty's Government: How many integrated continence services have been established to date in line with the Older People's National Service Framework.[HL2783]

Lord Warner: The responsibility for implementing this milestone and monitoring progress is the responsibility of strategic health authorities. Monitoring information on progress with this milestone is not collected centrally.
(Hansard, 18 May 2004, col. WA81-2)

Sometimes there are things that I'm thankful the Government doesn't measure...